Reasons you should join/use Twitter.
1. Facebook has gone to all shit.
2. I’m on there.
3. I actually say things on there.
4. It’s like a giant virtual pub with everyone contributing to various GENERALLY INTELLIGENT conversations about anything. Also the drinks are free if you already own some drink.
5. If you tweet regularly enough, you WILL meet likeminded Twitter friends.
6. Twitter friends are the best.
7. You can see what celebrities (celebrity implies some degree of retardation these days but you know what I mean) have to say and sometimes they might follow you or reply to you.
8. It’s pretty cool.
9. You will laugh atleast once a day.
10. I want more followers.
Also if you join Twitter then follow me (@JosephHamm) and I’ll give you a shout out or whatever if you want (or not if you don’t).
“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
“I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. “
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| — | Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (via the-babel-fish) |
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It’s a nice day, or You’re very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months’ consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don’t keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. After a while he abandoned this one as well as being obstructively cynical.
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| — | Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (via the-babel-fish) |
